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larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

21 minutes ago with 526,689 notes

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

23 minutes ago with 201,768 notes

sunflower-mama:

thecindercone:

The first night in the trees


Brooke let’s build this on the land in Hawaii!!!
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